Urban Legends letra

remember the girl with the bee hive hairdo
stung by a spider in a rat's nest igloo
hook man leavin' his hook on the door
after givin' that girlfriend's guy what for
someone put a rat in the deep fry
madman on the phone in the upstairs bedroom
alligators down in the sewer lines
i had a tough time believing all that

'till i picked up
the vanishing hitchhiker
i picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker)
he was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
i heard him say "stop telling lies."
then he went away

remember the dog in the microwave oven?
it was turned to high, now there's nothin' left of him
"there's a hatchet killer hiding in your back seat, ma'am
and a rat tail floating in your coca cola can."

at midnight there stood a stranger on the highway
somewhere there abouts, (i think) in corpus christi
he smiled and said that he was goin' my way
no i couldn't say that i believed in all that

'till i picked up
the vanishing hitchhiker
i picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker)
he was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
i heard him say "stop telling lies."
then he went away

i get my info from the backward masking
i get the Word of God through prayer and fasting
j.f.k. is alive and well
and kissenger is a beast from hell

the face of saint paul in this butt roast
assures me that i'm going up to heaven
the anti-christ does laundry on the east coast
i doubted the most -- did not believe in all that

'till i picked up
the vanishing hitchhiker
i picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker)
he was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
i heard him say "stop telling lies."
then he went away

The Swirling Eddies - Letras

• (Disco) Love Grapes
• All the Way to Heaven
• Art Carney's Dream
• Arthur Fhardy's Yodeling Party
• Attack of the Pulpit Masters
• Baby Baby
• Big House
• Billy Graham
• Blowing Smoke
• Catch That Angel
• Don't Ask Me How I Feel
• Driving in England
• Ed Takes a Vacation
• Elimination (The Band that Won't Go Away)
• Glorious Dregs
• God Good, Devil Bad
• God Went Bowling
• Hell Oh
• Hide the Beer, the Pastor's Here!
• Hold Back the Wind, Donna
• Holy, Holy, Holy
• I had a Bad Experince with the C.I.A. and now I'm gonna' Show you my Feminine Side
• I Luv Rap Music
• I've Got An Idea
• Knee Jerk
• Let's Spin!
• Mr. Sharky
• Multipurpose Man
• Mystery Babylon
• Nightmare at the Elks Lodge
• Not For Me
• Outdoor Elvis
• Potential
• Pyro Sets a Wildfire
• Rodeo Drive
• Rubber Sky
• Satan, Bite the Dust
• Sing-Along Song
• Some Friendly Advice
• Strange Days
• Sweet Mother of God
• The Big Guns
• The Golden Girl of the Golden West
• The Twist
• Tiny Town
• Urban Legends
• What A World, What A World
• With the Tired Eyes of Faith
• Yer Little Gawd
• Zoom Daddy