The Golden Girl of the Golden West letra

she's a pistol packin' mama and a bleach blond surfer queen
a highfalutin' filly and an adolescent's fling
she was born at sutter's mill and killed up on the silver screen
she opens up her golden gate and offers us a dream

na na na na na na...

she's a powder snow bunny and a painted desert rat
an avocado model in a boysenberry hat
she's our buffed and sprangled banner, she's our sedentary fat
she's hungry cold and homeless, and she's luxury's lap

she's the golden girl of the golden west
a lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest
she's the golden girl of the golden west
a fashion island floozy in a skin tight dress
she's the golden girl...

one man's blessing and another man's curse
she's an economic engine with her gears thrown in reverse
she's a double beef burger called "the double patty hearse"
she's a napa valley vineyard selling toast and liver worse

na na na na na na...

she's a corporation raider on the sports bar beat
a giant dodging forty-niner with two athletes feet
she's a warrior and an angel and a ram in heat
she's a drunken clipper captain with a silicon leak

na na na na na na...

she's a bleeding heart madonna with a big electric chair
an earth shaking quaker with a fundamental flair
there's a method to her madness and a charismatic air
an orthodoxly logic in that presbytery stare

so come all you huddled masses, all you yo-yosimite sams
make a wish and pitch a penny off the mighty hoover dam
yeah and leave it all to beaver and start packin' up the van
take the california aqueduct on down to disneyland

The Swirling Eddies - Letras

• (Disco) Love Grapes
• All the Way to Heaven
• Art Carney's Dream
• Arthur Fhardy's Yodeling Party
• Attack of the Pulpit Masters
• Baby Baby
• Big House
• Billy Graham
• Blowing Smoke
• Catch That Angel
• Don't Ask Me How I Feel
• Driving in England
• Ed Takes a Vacation
• Elimination (The Band that Won't Go Away)
• Glorious Dregs
• God Good, Devil Bad
• God Went Bowling
• Hell Oh
• Hide the Beer, the Pastor's Here!
• Hold Back the Wind, Donna
• Holy, Holy, Holy
• I had a Bad Experince with the C.I.A. and now I'm gonna' Show you my Feminine Side
• I Luv Rap Music
• I've Got An Idea
• Knee Jerk
• Let's Spin!
• Mr. Sharky
• Multipurpose Man
• Mystery Babylon
• Nightmare at the Elks Lodge
• Not For Me
• Outdoor Elvis
• Potential
• Pyro Sets a Wildfire
• Rodeo Drive
• Rubber Sky
• Satan, Bite the Dust
• Sing-Along Song
• Some Friendly Advice
• Strange Days
• Sweet Mother of God
• The Big Guns
• The Golden Girl of the Golden West
• The Twist
• Tiny Town
• Urban Legends
• What A World, What A World
• With the Tired Eyes of Faith
• Yer Little Gawd
• Zoom Daddy